I’m just like:
Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.
I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS
I’ll believe this is true most of the time but I went to check and was expecting it to be true but nope, my tongue was on the bottom of my mouth touching the back of my bottom teeth
Binding: cool queer thing. Best queer thing. Body positive. Self-expression. Embracing yourself. True to identity. Super hot. Yes.
Tucking or wearing breast forms: *crickets* *crickets* *crickets* *crickets* omg did u see [cis dude drag queen] last night such gender so empower *crickets*
got an Ativan prescription!!!!!!
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce